20 KING ST MELB VIC AU

Terms + Privacy + Security

Boring stuff nobody cares much about.

Booth Packages

Management reserves the right to refuse entry if they deem the arriving guests not to be in accordance with Tramp’s policy including dress code, intoxication and attitude

Guests must arrive before 2am for all booth packages unless otherwise stated. We can be a little flexible here with prior organization

On purchase and application of a Tramp booth, you will be requested to fill out the correct information on your guests attending. Tramp’s strict entry policy is sacred to good times and management reserve all rights over guests attending on the night.

Once you have pre-paid for your booth and have notified management of your guests, you will be notified within 24 hours if you have been successful in your application. Should for any reason your application not be accepted, a full refund of any monies paid will be refunded to you in full within three business days.

Should you pre-pay for a booth and then cancel, Tramp requires a full 24 hours notice in order to refund your payment fully. Should you not give Tramp management the full 24 hours notice, a cancellation fee of 50% will be retained by Tramp with the other 50% being refunded as above.

In the rare instance that we are compelled to deny entry on the night and it is due to reasons created by you or your guests, a 25% administration fee will be retained by Tramp from your booth fees with the remaining being returned to you within five business days.

All guests must present themselves to Tramp in good manner and in good faith. We are a nightclub. Not a hotel. Basically .. Behave yourselves, bring the right crowd, some fancy dancing shoes and you are in for a good time!

Merch Shipping

Because we’re world famous and cool as shit, we ship globally! Well, almost… We ship Australia-wide, and across the United States, United Kingdom and New Zealand.

Products prices are inclusive of GST unless otherwise noted. All product and shipping prices are listed in Australian dollars.
Shipping fees are dynamic and processed through Australia Post and prices may vary depending on your location, the size of your order, how fat the postman is and how long it’s going to take to get to you.
International Shipping currently available for the United States, United Kingdom and New Zealand only.

Orders are usually shipped within 5 business days once received – Please remember we are a club, a really naughty club, not some sort of sophisticated shipping merchant… If we sleep in, go off the rails or have a disco meltdown, or we decide to rescue a poor kitten from a tree on our way home from a night on the booze, your merch may be a few days late.

Stop nagging already. No seriously – stop.

However – if this be the case for you and you’ve been waiting patiently by the mailbox whilst your Mum gets all anal (what?) about the postman being on time, then contact us via merch@trampbar.com and we’ll try our best to track things down.

Returns

Call us lazy but our merch is what most folks refer to as the tits, which is French for awesome – that’s why we generally do not give out returns.

Unless there is something super wrong with your purchase like you ordered a snapback and we sent a dead cat or a signed picture of Pam Anderson from last week that nobody cares for, our refund policy is kindly GTFO – which is Jewish for ‘no refunds’.

So, if you’re colour blind and chose a blue top instead of black, or you have forgotten your nightly routine consists of eating a family sized bag of Doritos like a fatty on the couch whilst sobbing your way through a chick flick, therefor you should’ve ordered an XL instead of a small, wise up and size up.

However in the instance that we’ve had ourselves a four day bender and aren’t thinking straight, if we send you the wrong item you can always let us know before you throw a tanty and wet your knickers. Once we’ve given the all clear (don’t return anything to us without contacting us first) you’ll be instructed to send your package to;

TRAMP HEAD OFFICE
Level 1 – 411 Brunswick Street Fitzroy VIC AU 3065

PLEASE NOTE – All tags, packaging and anything else that was attached to your purchase must be intact, and a printed copy of your receipt (with the date and your contact information) must be included with your item.

We will then be in touch with you as soon as possible to rectify your quarrels and get you your merch post haste!

In any case, unless we really screwed up, your refund will be given in the form of an online store credit to spend in our Tramp Merch store to the same value of the amount on your receipt, minus any shipping and handling fees.

Security

For your peace of mind, we use world class SSL Encryption to secure your information and to process transactions on the Tramp site – and we do not store your Credit Card information.

We do not share any information and all Credit Card payments will be processed using the Stripe Payment Gateway, one of the World’s most popular leading online payment gateways.

This is some high tech shit. Stripe will essentially (using laser beams and ninjas) make a connection with your bank, and process the payment. Which means two things – we do not ever see, know, use or store your Credit Card details on our site. Stripe also does not store your Credit Card details on their site, and you can read all about their world class security and unique anti-theft features online at http://stripe.com

So put it this way – after purchasing some quality goods from our Merch store, you happen to find days later that your Credit Card has been used to buy Russian donkey porn… do NOT look at us.

Our site has tighter security than the front door on a Tramp Jungle Sunday morning at 6am… Which is a lot. And because the door staff at Tramp were bullied at school, they feel the need to get back at society by being complete tits at times.

… I’m hoping they don’t read this! Whoops.

Umm, hi guys! It wasn’t me, it was Steve… Honest!